Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize