Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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