Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
