At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
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go home
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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