Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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