You really coming over, don't trick.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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