im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
