11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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