i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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