i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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