Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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