if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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