My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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