This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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