You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
where are you?
Hypothermia
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
