I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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