Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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