I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
