well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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