omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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