your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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