I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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