what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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