I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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