goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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