Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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