My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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