Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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