have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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