dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
