Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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