Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
