problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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