He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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