Nicole vs. Life
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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