We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
