that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
