Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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