hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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