im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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