you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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