dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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