I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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