I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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