whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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