People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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