He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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