He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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