Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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