I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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