how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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