if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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