I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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