apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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