the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
